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Funny SMS Messages
| Smile to old man, means Respect,
Smile to child, means innocence,
Smile to lover, means love,
Smile in front of mobile, means mental,
Still Smiling!
Confirmed!. |
| Classic example to prove girls r selfish,
when I was a child so many girls wanted to kiss me,
I Allowed
now I want to kiss so many Girls but no one Allows. |
| If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ...........
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED. |
| sms ek bemari hai jo waqat ko barbad kar rahi hai.
aao mil k kasam khain k is bemari ko khatam kar dein gaye.
ek call roz aap karo baki miss call hum dain gaye. |
| Bird flu ki wajha se murgiyon ne nara lagaya,
Kal bhi murgiyan zinda thi aaj bhi murgiyan zinda hain,
har ande se murgi niklegi
tum kitni murgiyan maro gaye. |
| Humari wafa ka us ko aya nahi yakeen
Humari wafa ka us ko aya nahi yakeen
main ne kaha karo jaonga to us ne kaha
Ameen. |
| na pyar na yaar, na mohabbat , na dosti yaaro
aaj ke is devdas ki baat mano
na chandra mukhi, na paro
bas har ladki ko line maro. |
| Meherban, Qadardan, Sahiban, dekh meri jaan
ab ye bandar sms padhega, muskurayega
aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhayega
Taliyan.... |
| main ne 50 paise ka sikka jhel main uchal diya
aur dua ki ek acha dost mile jaye
to God ne tum ko mera dost bana diya aur kaha
itne paise main yahi milega. |
| ALLAH aap ko lambe balon wala,
neeli ankhon wala, sehatmand jism wala,
chore sinay wala, khubsurat
bakra ata kare
Qurbani k liye. |
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